Today I am not sitting in a trashed house
Today I am not working on my second starbucks chocolate cocktail
Today I am not filthy from not showering
Today I am not thinking about those last 2 twinkies in my cupboard and having them for dinner
Today I am not riding around on a broomstick wanting to ring the kids neck who ruined Standards Night for Tyler!!
Today I am not dreading waiting up till 11pm for my girlies to get home from their swim meet because I am a little tired!!
Today I am not any of these things.......maybe tomorrow.
(p.s. if you can not read this blog with my voice drenched in sarcasm, shame on you!!!!)
2 comments:
Thank you for making me laugh! I could use it today:)
ha! Sometimes twinkies for dinner are just what the Doctor Ordered!
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